Every day when I’m online (yes, I’m obviously still on AOL) I’m bombarded with headlines such as the very fascinating one above. Personally, I don’t have anything against Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears. I think they’re all doing the best they can to live their lives with the knowledge they have about how the universe works. (True confession: This morning, as if in some hypnotic trance, I clicked on the You Tube video of David Letterman grilling Paris about her jail stay. Luckily, my phone rang right before the clip loaded and I was snapped out of my stupor.) My problem as a Spiritual Chick is that I’d prefer to be bombarded with more meaningful information, maybe even something uplifting every now and then. Here are some headlines I’d like to see:
• President Bush Brings Troops Home and Vows to Wipe Out War in His Lifetime
• The Pope Wants Everyone to Enjoy Sex!
• Israeli and Palestinian Governments to Lay Down Weapons and Find Out Why They Hate Each Other
• Big Pharma To Subsidize Single Payer Health Plan
• Hillary Clinton Announces It’s Okay to Stay Home and Bake Cookies
• Guantamo Closes
• Liquid Ban on Airplanes Lifted
• Curriculum on Love Instituted in Schools Nationwide
• The Spiritual Chicks Question Everything Rises to Number One on Amazon!
I know it’s radical, but a girl can dream, can’t she?
Tami
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